To the Editor:
Thank you for expressing your fondness for the area. Last time we were past, we didn’t see a for sale sign, which would be the first step toward enjoying your place in peace.
This area of Wynndel has existed as it is now for many years without your input. Additionally, we didn’t notice a letter in the paper back when everyone had to listen to you plucking away on your banjo or building your driveway with a Cat.
Sorry you don’t like it here. Maybe try a for sale sign, pal.
Vince and Laurie McDonald