To the Editor:
A message to comrade Ewashen: Your irrational, paranoid and hateful rants, which regularly soil Opinion Line, obviously indicate a problem. What would possibly motivate a person to spew such inane trash? Stalin is dead — forget the good old days. Hopefully, the Middle Eastern tyrants you idolize will soon meet Stalin’s fate.
I’ve always been fond of America and its warm and friendly citizens. Would that doom me in your world, Alex? Relax, man. Life’s too short to work yourself up so.